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This one was pretty great, we need a whole new list just for the crazy things that little kids say. Apparently, this little girl already discovered the one major difference between her and the boys. She went up to her mother to ask her about it and she immediately broke apart with laughter.
Don’t worry little girl, one day you’ll understand human biology and the parts of the body. For right now you may be a bit too young to have that talk, maybe when your mom stops laughing she’ll explain it all. But for now, just be happy and run around with the neighborhood kids.