Total Body Fitness Focus
Let’s momentarily divert our attention from the hideous wallpaper, vying for supremacy with a mismatched rug and garish bedspread, to the gentleman striking a pose. If you can look past the odd armchair emerging from a sea of pink petals, you’ll find his biceps curled in classic strongman fashion.

But alas, the charm ends there. His bushy, bowl-cut hair brushes his brows, his face as taut as his biceps, and those gleaming pinstripe trousers? They’re the crowning touch of this fashion misadventure..