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Oh, this poor soul. He couldn’t wait for a weekend to pass before having to reveal the truth. It was his “sister” who had sent the I-love-you text to his crush, not the guy himself. Even though he probably wasn’t going to get the green light after the weekend, he completely ruined his chances by backpedalling.
He totally should’ve played it cool, but nope. He went the “accidental” route and will most likely remain dateless for the foreseeable future. We’d like to say we feel sorry for him, but he really brought it on himself. The cringe is real, folks.