It Was Just a Prank, Bro
This has to be the weirdest yet funniest way to go to jail. The story goes like this: a casino employee recognized the voice of a would-be robber, which promoted said would-be robber to rip off his mask and claim that he was only joking. “The robber was a prank, bro. No need to call the authorities.”
Do you know what’s not a joke? Holding a knife up to someone else. Prank or not, that’s some serious criminal stuff that can land you some pretty lengthy jail time. And that’s exactly what the 42-year-old would-be robber got. Your terrible living conditions, the bad food, and the daily beatings by COs? They’re just messing, bro.