My Phone Slipped
“My phone slipped.” This is the new my-two-year-old-child-took-a-picture-of-me excuse. Look, lady. If your phone did actually slip, it wouldn’t have given you a shiner. She could’ve said that her finger slipped and still nobody would believe her. Do you know how heavy phones are and how delicate our faces are?
There’s another telltale sign that shows us this selfie was no accident. She’s still lying in bed, but her makeup looks like she spent hours doing it. We’re not saying she’s bad-looking (that would totally crush her self-esteem), but it does seem like she’s going a pretty long for likes on Instagram.