This Is Unacceptable
Who would want to stay in a room that has a pool of standing water around the bed, mold developing in the closet, and no hot water? Is there anyone who could even imagine the possibility? Are you under the impression that your guest will be unable to see anything and won’t notice anything you say?
Or are you thinking that your customer is the type of person who won’t be disappointed with the level of service they receive in exchange for the amount of money they pay you? In my opinion, dealing with people of this nature, no one would be happy with the service they receive. A typical hotel will not have anything like this to offer its guests.