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Or are you simply delighted by the possibility that you have been transporting me around in your underwear all this time without even being aware of it? If you want to be a successful smuggler, you are going to need to think of more inventive ways to manage your business in order to stay one step ahead of the authorities and avoid getting caught.
If you want to be a successful smuggler, you are going to need to think of more creative ways to run your business. Is it even remotely feasible that you are concentrating on something as inconsequential as buttoning up your jeans right this very second? Please.