Tell me everything
This parent who is clearly sick and tired of the behavior of her son Jason made us laugh out loud hard. What kind of kid sets their private parts on fire, just how did he think that was a good idea at all? We understand when kids are just goofing around and being silly, but lighting their body parts on fire.
We guess there is a first time for everything, this person was definitely in shock when they got the news. They even demanded to hear more about Jason and how his situation was developing. We do not blame them either, this is probably the most interesting text message to receive from a stranger.