Grimace!
Here’s a story about a sad Grimace who never made it through his first date. For those of you who don’t remember, Grimace was a McDonald’s character, almost as iconic as Ronald McDonald. The green creature used to appear in stores and as gifts. He’s actually a beloved childhood staple, so we don’t see what this woman got so upset about.
Besides, it was clearly the towel that was the culprit here. No need to judge him for wanting to get a refreshing soak in before a date, to calm the nerves. No need to scrutinize him for having a below-par towel, it can happen to the best of us. This woman might have walked away from the guy who could’ve been the love of her life.