Drop ‘Em
This kid knows how to drop trou. Well, not in a humorous manner, but rather, remove his pants when a situation requires it of him. “Vacationing on the beach in Waikiki, our 7-year-old comes out of the ocean frantic. ‘I gotta pee.’ We tell him to just pee in the ocean … to which he dropped his pants right there, and did what we told him.”
It’s like that commercial for that one urine medication we can’t recall at the moment: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Or something like that. Our oceans have received their fair share of bodily fluids, which is a topic we don’t really want to get into. The point being, humans have probably been urinating in the ocean since the dawn of time.