Man Overboard
It’s dangerous trekking through the rocky, sand-laden terrain of the beach. Just ask the little brother of this tweeter. “We were at the shore several years ago. My brother was in a stroller, my mom and one of our friends was helping her carry the stroller. They heard a small thud … my brother had fallen out of the stroller.”
He bravely sacrificed himself to the treacherous, uncharted sand dunes so that his family could roam freely. He’ll be honored for his courage forevermore. We’re being over-dramatic here, so just go with it. We sure are glad the lad fell on sand and not hard concrete!