Let’s Get It On
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be in close proximity to copulating sharks? This person may or may not be able to answer that question. “I flew in from MN to FLA late at night and went swimming in the dark, and kept getting ‘nudged’ in the water. The next morning, we went down there and a sign read, ‘Beach closed. Shark mating season.’”
What a unique reason for staying out of the ocean. Normally, it’s because a shark was spotted, but this time it’s due to sharks mating. Hey, they have to make the magic happen, just like humans. Going night swimming can be a great experience, but perhaps it’s better to check the water situation beforehand. It’s a good thing it was mating season and the sharks were preoccupied, right?