Extreme Borat Voice
As the venerable Borat would say, “My wife!” This Twitter user was dealt an embarrassing blow, but not from his legitimate wife. “I walked up behind my wife and said, ‘You gorgeous stack of pancakes.’ When she turned around, it wasn’t my wife.” We can’t lie – we’d love to be referred to as a “gorgeous stack of pancakes.”
That’s probably the most romantic and complimentary phrase we’ve ever heard. Pancakes are glorious (and gorgeous)! Regardless, it’s always awkward when you think you’re approaching your significant other, and it turns out to be a stranger you’re inexplicably cuddling. Well, inexplicable to the outside world. Add the pancakes comment, and you’ve got a one-way ticket to Embarrassment City.