The Best Policy
They say honesty is the best policy, but I’m not sure this person’s aunt would agree with the saying. But Dad gets it! We don’t blame him one bit for speaking his truth. Besides, she literally asked for it. During meditation, you have to speak your truth. We heard that somewhere, we’re not making this up.
We’d do the same. Who wants to spend time meditating via coercion from an annoying aunt when you could be riding cool waves, soaking up the sun Sheryl Crow-style, and wiggling your toes in the sand? We’ll pick the latter for $500, Alex (RIP Alex Trebek). She probably deserved that answer.