That’s Not Sunscreen, Dad
Bird feces and sunscreen are one and the same, right? They don’t even look very much alike. Well, acording to this tweeter, their dad seems to think so. “A seagull dropped droppings on my dad’s back while at the beach. My dad turned to my mom and said, ‘Thanks for the sunscreen.’ He then reached for his back and he spread the ‘sunscreen.’”
Now, that’s a funny beach fail! We’re certain that once this dad discovered he’d smeared bird droppings all over his back, he took a long, thorough swim, and then a long, thorough shower. All the same, it’s an amusing story that just gets grosser and grosser. Maybe bird poop contains nutrients that are good for human skin? One can only hope.