#17: He Has a Point
This one is pretty mean but surprisingly accurate. Picking on Mark Zuckerberg again, who just so happens to look like the guy in a zombie movie who’s been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone… because of his waxy look. We couldn’t have come up with a better way to describe his appearance. No one could!
Currently cringing at the thought of all of the horrible candid photos that would pop up if I too were a celebrity. They would probably caption my style and posture as Quasimodo-inspired. There would definitely be some “Is she an alien or a man” type articles and I would call them all alien monsters in return. That’s an inseparable part of being a celebrity in the limelight.