#25: Dude, Where’s My Mustache?
Get ready. Coming this summer. Mark Wahlberg replaces Paul Blart in… Mall Cop 3! We seriously doubt it’s a new Mall Cop movie, but we never know what Adam Sandler will produce next! His creativity knows no bounds! Can’t believe he would try to replace his best bud Blart.
Anyways, this mustache is way more Robert Garant from Reno 911 than J.K. Simmons in Spider-Man. Simmons has a strong gray mustache, like a bristle scrub mop. Walberg has on one of those terrible fake, jet-black mustaches that go straight across, usually crooked.