#9: Poster Kid
Oh my goodness! Does it make me a terrible person if I agree with this description? Even if you found this offensive (although, we’ve seen roasts a lot worse than this on the list), you have to admit this is funny. It requires some imagination and creativity to come up with a description so accurate.
It takes a thick skin to be in the entertainment industry because you know that no matter what, people are going to roast you. Even if his looks suggest otherwise, we believe Justin Bieber is still sober, even though he struggled with substance abuse in the past. Why he chooses to look like he does is a fashion statement.