Dear Santa
It would appear that this child has figured out his parents and just wants to cut all the nonsense and tell them directly what it is that he wants. He wants a lightsaber and to be immortal. While we are not sure that anyone can grant him his first wish, the second one has a high chance of happening.
What an odd thing to wish for as a child, to be immortal. When we were kids we never thought about living forever, we were too busy picking our noses and watching cartoons. We guess that this child has something else planned, we could be looking at a sith lord in the making here folks.