Green beard
Behold, we no longer have to worry about the ghost of Black Beard and his crew of pirates roaming the seas and pillaging ships. We now have a new pirate in the water and his name is Green Beard. He may not be as deadly or aggressive but he has the beard and that’s all that counts.
Okay, so he’s not really a pirate, he’s just a guy who had a beard that has been painted green and stuffed with ornaments. Why would anyone do this, do not ask us, we are too busy trying to grow a full beard to even think about attempting anything like this.