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If your man cheats on you, boil water. Make sure it goes beyond the boiling point while you watch your boyfriend lie asleep in bed. When the water is ready, go to the kitchen and make yourself a cup of tea while waiting for an Uber to pick you up.
We thought this post was going to take a twisted turn, but we’re glad it didn’t. If he cheats, he’s not worth keeping around. He’s also not worth catching a felony over. Just walk out, block him on all your socials, and enjoy the rest of your life. You definitely don’t need to be with a cheater.