C HE AT Another Woman’s House!
Did you know that all men cheat? It doesn’t matter that he’s happily married with kids, vowed to stay with his girlfriend or wife, and has eyes and feelings for no other woman. He’s going to end up cheating if you take your advice from this woman.
Do you know how she knows all men cheat? By amazing mental gymnastics and wordplay. The word “cheat” is shorthand for “See, he at (someone’s house right now, probably getting it on with a strange woman).” You can fill in the blanks with anything, really. “See, he at school, getting an MBA to climb the corporate ladder and achieve financial success.”