Must Be a Troll
We wholeheartedly believe that this person is a grade-F troll, but we’re going to treat them like they have no idea they’re completely off-base. First of all, there are such things as wild cows. Have you ever watched the Discovery Channel and seen cows roaming free in India? Guess what? They’re wild!
Secondly, what sort of wild parties are muskrats, hyenas, and bobcats throwing? Um, we’re asking for a friend. Anyway, you can’t just throw the DNA of random animals in a jar, mix it with all your might, and come up with a brand-new animal species. That’s not how the world works.