No Eloping, Please
Catelope Cantalope Cantaloupe is a much better version of the common honeydew. The orangey flesh is a lot juicer and sweeter, and it’s also several times easier to peel. Also, it’s spelled cantaloupe, not can’t elope. We don’t blame the seller there since there’s no spellcheck in handwritten messages (we think).
Now, let’s take a look at the cost of each can’t elope. To buy one is $2.50. A pair of them is $5.00. There’s nothing wrong with the math, but we find it completely pointless to tell us how much two cantaloupes cost when you’ve already included the price of one.