Read Your Bible
We don’t mean to offend our Christian brothers and sisters out there, but we have to ask: how many of them have actually read the bible? Now, if you want to believe in whatever you want to believe, good on you. Just, you know, keep your beliefs to yourselves, okay?
What’s pretty funny about some conservative Christians is how they have no idea what’s in their scripture. For instance, this guy had no idea that Jesus told his present and future followers to “sell your possessions and give to the poor” to reach eternal life. Isn’t this like Christianity 101?