How Are You Still Alive?
Can you guess how many days there are in a year? That’s right! 365! Of course, during leap years, that number increases to 366, but let’s ignore leap years for the time being. Now, how long does it take for the Earth to revolve around the sun? You’re right again! 365!
Someone either fell asleep or skipped science class in elementary school. If their child was really alive for 365 trips around the sun, that would mean the kid was born sometime in the mid-1600s. This mother really meant her child had been around for 365 days, which is only one trip around the sun. She gets a pass… this time.