My mom did what?
This person’s story goes like this, he never told his wife that her mother tried to have sex with him. At a family gathering, his mother-in-law just got out of a divorce after decades of marriage and was feeling vulnerable. She had a few drinks as the night went on and things started to happen, things that she would regret.
While everyone else was in another room, she made a move on her son-in-law, but he respectfully declined after he saw what was happening. He knew that she was just drunk and didn’t know what was happening. They decided to never speak of it and the rest as history. Until the next reunion at least.