The Snack Smuggler
So, this person decided to smuggle a bunch of snacks into their suitcase. That’s not the worst thing a baggage checker has ever discovered. Do you know what sort of crazy things people attempt to smuggle with them across international borders? Cheetos and beef jerky are probably the very least of any airport’s worries.
But what is that in the box? Is that an inflatable alligator floatie? We thought those things went the way of the dinosaur years and years ago! This baggage checker just made a discovery of a lifetime! You know he’s going to “toss it out with the rest of the garbage.”