“No Pets,” Said the Pet Owner
You have to be extremely careful when shopping for second-hand goods online, especially old furniture. You never know what sort of bodily fluids have seeped into the upholstery and found refuge in the cushions. And let’s not forget about the messes pets leave on our sofas!
Of course, you don’t have to worry about pet messes since this seller doesn’t own a pet. Or do they? As you can plainly see, there’s a cat chilling right behind the sofa that’s for sale. Does the seller mean to tell us that the cat has never laid a paw on the sofa? Not even once?