The Apple iCutting Board
Does anyone else leave their laptop on the kitchen counter, or is it just the OP? Never once have we heard of anyone doing important school work on a kitchen counter before. They usually do it in their bedrooms, at the library, or in the classroom five minutes before the bell rings.
Regardless, this person made a terrible, terrible, hysterical mistake one day. They thought they snatched their laptop from the kitchen counter, but instead, they actually retrieved a plastic cutting board. The realization only hit them when they took it out of their backpack and tried to turn it on.