Toast > Untoasted Bread
First and foremost, do people wish each other the best on Tuesdays? We thought only Wednesdays deserved a specific form of salutations. This guy wanted to pump his dad up by wishing him a happy Tuesday and to get this bread. The dad, not knowing what this was referring to, was understandably confused.
Oh, the kid lives in New York. That’s understandable; everyone in New York is a little nuts. But why only get bread on Tuesday? Why not make toast on Wednesday? And maybe whip up a batch of French toast on Thursday? The father’s innocence (or ignorance) tickles our funny bone.