Kingston Cult
This church is like the lovechild of a cult and a monarchy. It’s run by the Kingston family, who believe that they’re literally descendants of Jesus Christ. Talk about a humble brag, right? They also believe in marrying within their own family to keep the bloodline pure. Excuse me while I try not to gag.
But wait, there’s more! They have this charming practice of “reassigning” wives to different husbands, just like it’s a game of musical chairs. And the best part? If you leave the church, you get shunned by everyone you know and love. Sounds like a hoot and a half, doesn’t it?