#38: Bad Fortune
It seems like someone’s fortune cookie got a little too sassy with them and told them not to panic, which of course, made them panic. Classic case of reverse psychology gone wrong. People generally turn to fortune cookies for advice, not to feel more anxiety…
I mean, can you blame them? If a fortune cookie told me not to panic, I’d probably start panicking too. It’s like when someone tells you not to think about something, and suddenly it’s all you can think about. Let’s be honest; maybe it’s just a reminder that fortune cookies aren’t always the most reliable sources of wisdom.