Nothing Is Real Anymore
Did you know that the traditional belief was that the Easter Bunny laid eggs? Yeah, people actually taught us that a bunny would lay eggs like a hen, but it would come in all sorts of beautiful colors and designs, even though we were right there helping our mom paint them in the kitchen!
Knowing this, we’re not inclined to trust what anyone has to say about the Easter Bunny anymore. Nothing is real anymore, especially in this world where fake news spreads like wildfire and where Easter Bunnies look playful but are really just sweaty adults in a stuffy costume.