Welcome to My Lair, Bond
Come on, look at this. There’s no way you can tell me that this doesn’t look like the lair of a classic Bond villain. If they ever gave us a glimpse into the villain’s bathroom, we’re sure it must look like this. It’s ridiculously extravagant, and this design scheme seems random.
For instance, what is that giant tribal head, and why does it have pink paint dripping down its scalp? Why are the tiles metallic and slightly reflective? Why is there a golden monkey hanging from the light fixtures? And what are those ornaments? The last place a saxophone belongs is in the bathroom.