#63: The True Plot of Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump is definitely one of the best movies ever made. It’s wholesome, it’s sad, it’s so fun to watch. It’s a classic. If you’ve never watched this movie before, you should! Here’s a great description of exactly what happens in this iconic film.
This plot description, while terrible, isn’t actually wrong. All of these things do happen, and to see it written out so plainly is hysterical. Sure, more happens in the film. But if you’re looking for the gist of the plot, told in an absurd way, this is the one you want to read.