Embellished Pits
Everyone needs a nice plain white t-shirt, it’s a closet staple and the epitome of a basic. Some people might want to elevate their white t-shirts and spice things up. That’s great, we encourage being unique around here. Maybe add some sequence or jewels to your otherwise plain shirt.
But please, for the sake of everyone who will be looking at you, make sure the placement of these add-ons makes sense. Otherwise, you can risk ending up like this person. Walking around with what we can only refer to ass bejeweled armpit hair. We doubt that’s the fashion statement anyone would want to make.