She is Groot
When we first saw these pants, we thought they looked kind of familiar. Then it hit me, they look like that one random soccer ball that everyone has but no one knows where it came from. They also bare a striking resemblance with Groot. Those are two things you probably wouldn’t want to have your pants compared to.
Wearing pants that look like you are in desperate need of some moisturizer is one way to make a statement. Unfortunately, this lady in her peanut pants is making the wrong statement altogether. Someone give her some lotion for her pants, please.