Polka Dot Flag
Wait a minute, hold up! You’re telling me that it’s illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag in Washington? Well, there goes my weekend plans. I would have a flag-painting party, and now I must scrap it. I mean, what’s next? No bedazzling our jean jackets with the stars and stripes?
It’s almost like the government wants to keep us on our toes, waiting for the next ridiculous regulation. But hey, at least we can still wear our red, white, and blue fanny packs without getting thrown in jail, right? Although, I think anyone with a fanny pack in 2023 should be in jail.