You never forget your first time … going to the beach. The sand between your toes, the sun shining down on you with heat so relentless that you must succumb to the siren song of the ocean. Those salty waves lapping the shore. This Twitter user certainly had an interesting first time at the beach.
“My parents prepared me really well for my first beach experience. I ran into the ocean with my mouth wide open, and made a jellyfish my pet.” We have a few questions. Firstly, did the girl get a mouthful of salty seawater? Secondly, was she subsequently stung by her jellyfish pet? They tend to sting, you know, so we hardly think they’d make good pets.