Starring Finding Nemo’s Squirt
Now, this person’s wife can add “baby turtle killer” to her resume. We’re just kidding – we’re sure the little guy is a-okay. Turtles are incredibly cute animals, and don’t even get us started on baby turtles. However, as cute as they may seem, they can be pretty vicious. We hardly think a miniature baby turtle can hurt anyone, but we wouldn’t know.
We like to think Squirt survived his treacherous fall from the dock. He’s a fighter, after all! Plus, perhaps he landed in the sand and was able to make his way back to the ocean, wherein he was reunited with his family. This sounds like a Finding Nemo spin-off, wouldn’t you say?