Here’s one beach fail that involved the wrong side of the law. “Had a jogger in an orange jumpsuit wave ‘hello’ as he was sprinting by. A few minutes later, cops passed asking if I saw an inmate on the run.” That’s an awkward situation. At least the inmate jogger was friendly?
Although, we suspect the friendliness was a ruse. A façade he put up to conceal his true identity: an inmate in an orange jumpsuit on the run from the law. We wonder what they told the cops. We also can’t help but wonder how comfortable it is to run in those jumpsuits. Are they breathable? Free-flowing? We ask for … science.