When you visit the wrong beach, the beach can be a macabre, grotesque, and truly horrifying experience. This person regales the internet with a tale of darkness. “We were warned there were sharks in the water. Didn’t believe it until we found half of a dead seal. Just to be clear, not a half-dead seal. Half of a dead seal.”
This is like something plucked from a horror film. Half of a seal carcass? The rest is, undoubtedly, residing in the belly of a massive shark. We can do the math. Maybe seals are quite filling, with their blubber and whatnot. Sharky must’ve gotten full after consuming half of it and swam off to relieve his food cramps.