A Whale of a Time
Ah, older siblings. The scourge of our time. Just kidding, we love them unconditionally, but they do have a way of getting on our nerves. There’s nothing older brothers love more than to pick on their younger brothers. If you have an older sibling, you probably have one or two such stories of your own.
There will never come a time when your older siblings stop poking fun at you or pushing your buttons. They will do that in perpetuity. Older siblings were placed on this Earth with one express objective: Torture the younger children. Remind them of the cruelties of this world that await them come adulthood. Or something like that.