Get Out of Work, Everyone
So, this isn’t a rubber band, in case any of you were wondering. That’s a good thing, but unfortunately, that’s the only thing this “gift” has going for it. It’s a cheap, plastic wristband that you’re supposed to put on to show everyone what drives you to work harder.
Did this employee break a corporate rule? That would be the only justification to gift this to someone, and even that doesn’t make sense if you think about it. If just looking at this “holiday gift” is making you mad, imagine what the OP felt when they received it. It probably felt like a slap in the face.