A Cheesy Gift
In our humble opinion, Cheetos are the best snack food on the planet. Well, that’s not true—Funyuns are much tastier. But when it comes to crunchy salty snacks covered in powdered cheese, Cheetos are number one… after Doritos. Heck, we’d much rather have Flamin’ Hot Cheetos over regular Cheetos. So, essentially, Cheetos are in the top ten of all-time best snacks.
But what makes the OP’s Cheeto gift so disappointing is that their boss didn’t even get them a family-sized bag of the stuff! This has to be the worst afterthought gift of all time. It’s like the boss did their gift shopping at the vending machine.