These Made Me Think of You
It’s always nice to receive food as an end-of-the-year bonus, but only if it’s a 20-pound frozen turkey that can feed a family of eight people. Anything other than that, including a single tangerine, a bag of potatoes, and a travel-friendly pack of Cheetos, you might as well just toss in the garbage bin.
And that’s exactly what the OP did. Now, you might be wondering why they were so ungrateful about their Beef Lit’l Smokies. What you need to know is that the OP is a vegetarian. Of course, they can’t eat these things! You’d think HR would keep tabs on employees’ diets, but that doesn’t appear to be the case here.