Making a Pop
If you really want to impress your employees with a holiday bonus, your gift has to pop. No, we’re not talking about getting balloons. This boss decided that their popping gift would literally pop if you stuck it in the microwave. That’s right—they got each employee a bag of microwavable popcorn.
This bag of popcorn was a sign of the boss’ appreciation for the Ops’ hard work and dedication. That’s just a bunch of corporate jargon that translates to, “We hardly care about you. Now, get back to work.” Don’t forget to stick a metal fork in the office microwave when you pop your popcorn! (Note: Please, don’t do that)