Don’t Fly Air Canada
If a plastic dragon coated in gold paint with a red rope doesn’t scream “Happy Holidays,” we don’t know what will. The staff at Air Canada, who have to deal with Karens, Kyles, and screaming babies, were given this generous gift for all their hard work.
Doesn’t it seem odd that Air Canada would hand out golden dragons to its employees for Christmas? What do dragons have to do with planes, Canada, or Christmas? If this were some sort of gag gift from your third cousin twice removed, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. Seeing as how the company is worth $7.9 billion, this is slightly insulting. By slightly, we mean immensely.