Pizza Is Life
This person appears to have a case of the can’t-get-you-out-of-my-head. Or at least that’s what he claims he has. We actually think he has a want-to-get-into-your-pants vibe, but that’s just us. Anyway, the one thing we know for sure about this creep is that he’s a pizza hater.
After the woman proclaims her undying affection for the fine Italian dish, he didn’t offer to bring her one. Instead, he shot himself in the foot by saying that she’d end up all alone. Little did he know, nobody is ever truly alone if they have a pizza by their side. And you can get one delivered straight to your home.